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  • me:

    my arm hurts

  • mom:

    it's the computer

  • me:

    my eyes hurt

  • mom:

    it's the computer

  • me:

    i have a nosebleed

  • mom:

    it's the computer

  • me:

    i have a fever

  • mom:

    are you sure it's not the heat from the computer

  • me:

    im pregnant

  • mom:

    it's the computer

  • me:

    i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone

  • mom:

    the computer pushed you didnt it

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